Because I was stuck at home in bed riding out a stomache virus, I was able to keep the local Hollywood Video store in business. Here is the movie debauchery:
- Downfall Hitler and half his cabinent blow their brains out. His secretary gets giddy when she's around him.
- The Weather Man Nicholas Cage proves that my life is way cooler than that of a weather man.
- Two For the Money Picking who is going to win the Superbowl is way cooler than actually betting on it.
- The Transporter BMW 745i takes on human traffickers.
- The Transporter II Audi A8 takes on kidnappers. Double pistols rule.
- A Murder of Crows Cuba Gooding needed a quick pay check -- I'm pretty sure that is why he did this movie. Not a bad flick, but he was much better in Jerry Macguire. Unfortunately the movie will haunt me since I bought it a year ago at a truck stop for six bucks.
- Lord of War Guns don't kill people; People kill people.
- Torque Worse than a Vin Diesel movie. The bikes are hott.
- Sideways Pretty funny. The main characters remind me of some friends of mine.
- The New World Horrible. Very slooooow. Watching Colin Farrell get drunk at his local pub would have made a better plot.
- Ladder 49 Joaquin Phoenix reflects on his life as a firefighter while trapped in a burning building. Pony ending.
- A Few Good Men The truth? You can't handle the truth!
- North Country Tag line: All She Wanted Was To Make A Living. Instead She Made History.
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